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Announcement: Numerology Workshop

Saturday, August 6th, 2011

Join Glynis McCants and Tiffany Granath for a Numerology Workshop called:

Creating the Life You Really Want Through the Power of Numerology!


Numerology Workshop
Saturday, August 27th, 2011
Pasadena Hilton Hotel (In the Pasadena Room)
168 S. Los Robles Ave.
Pasadena, CA. 91101
Call For Directions: (626) 577-1000


  • What is My Numerology Blueprint?
  • How Can I Get Along Better With The People In My Life?
  • Who Is My Soul Mate?
  • What Career Is Best For Me?
  • How Can I Manifest More Prosperity Into My Life?

These questions and many others will be answered in Glynis McCants’ Numerology Workshop. She uses people in her audience as examples while teaching, so be sure to sit up front! Tiffany will be fielding the various Numerology Questions you have, and Glynis will answer them throughout the class!!

Doors open at 10:30am. Coffee and Fresh Muffins

(Made by Charlie :) ) will be available.

Class starts promptly at 11am, and will go until 4pm.

The Numerology Workshop is $100.00.

*** Early Bird Special: If you sign up before August 15th, you pay only $75.00 per ticket. So bring your family and friends! ***

To sign up for the Workshop, or to get more details, click here to visit Numberslady.com

*If You Want to Sign Up by Phone, Give Us a Call Toll Free at 1877-686-2373.*

What’s Tiff Reading: May 2011

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

Go the Fuck to Sleep by Adam Mansbach

To view Illustrations, Download PDF Here

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep
Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep

The wind whispers soft through the grass, hon.
The field mice, they make not a peep.
It’s been thirty-eight minutes already.
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Go to sleep.

All the kids from day care are in dreamland.
The froggie has made his last leap.
Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.

The cubs and the lions are snoring,
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap.
How is it you can do all this other great shit
But you can’t lie the fuck down and sleep?

The seeds slumber beneath the earth now
And the crops that the farmers will reap.
No more questions.
This interview’s over.
I’ve got two words for you, kid: fucking sleep.

The tiger reclines in the simmering jungle.
The sparrow has silenced her cheep.
Fuck your stuffed bear, I’m not getting you shit.
Close your eyes. Cut the crap. Sleep.

The flowers doze low in the meadows
And high on the mountains so steep.
My life is a failure, I’m a shitty-ass parent.
Stop fucking with me, please, and sleep.

The giant pangolins of Madagascar are snoozing.
As I lie here and openl You win. You escape.
You run down the hall.
As I nod the fuck off, and sleep.

Bleary and dazed I awaken
To find your eyes shut, so I keep
My fingers crossed tight as I tiptoe away
And pray that you’re fucking asleep.

We’re finally watching our movie.
Popcorn’s in the microwave. Beep.
Oh shit. Goddamn it. You’ve gotta be kidding.
Come on, go the fuck back to sleep.

Announcement: Mushy’s Last Day :(

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

Today is Michelle’s (“Mushy”) last day on The Tiffany Granath show as she has been laid off :(

Mushy has been an integral part of the show since we went to radio.

Here is our Mushy’s contact information in case you want to send her a farewell message:
Facebook – facebook.com/mushymushenza
Twitter – twitter.com/mushymichelle

Fart-Catcher Anonymous 12-Step Program

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

  1. We admit we are powerless over fart catchers – that our lives have become unmanageable.
  2. We will come to believe that the power of the G-sting is greater than ourselves and could restore us to sanity.
  3. We will make a decision to turn our lives over to the care of the G-string.
  4. We will make a fearless inventory of our fart catchers and any stains withheld therein.
  5. We will admit to ourselves, and to another human being, the exact nature of our wrongs.
  6. We are entirely ready to have the G-string remove all of these defects of character.
  7. We will humbly ask the G-string to remove our shortcomings, then slip our training G-string on and walk around in the privacy of our home for up to 5 minutes.
  8. We will make a list of all persons we have offended along our path of catching farts and wretched u-shaped panty lines, and become willing to make amends with them.
  9. We will apologize directly to such persons.
  10. We will continue to take personal inventory and when we accidentally slip and reach for the fart catchers in the panty drawer instead of the G-string, we will promptly recognize and admit to our wrong doing.
  11. We will surround ourselves with fellow G-string wearers and cut all ties with Fart-Catcher wearers until we are strong enough to carry on our message to them.
  12. We will participate in a ceremonial “Burning of the Britches” and “Burning of the Bush” — vowing to never look back to our fart-catching ways, and to practice these G-string principles in all our affairs.tice these G-string principles in all our affairs.

Happy holidays, my lovebugs!

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

I wanted to send a newsletter out to everyone before the end of the year, mainly to let my wonderful peeps know how very much I adore and appreciate each of you!! I confess this last year has been ADD Year for me – with several major life adjustments – and I want to thank you all so much for your patience and love, especially faithful members of my website!!!!Please hang tight … I am honestly going to work to bring more exciting things to my website this next year, concentrating on more personal interaction with members, especially.

UPDATES:

Fishy Awards:
Don’t forget to join us for a special episode of The Tiffany Granath Show on Friday, Dec 31, New Year’s Eve day, for the Fishy Awards!!! The Fishbowl will be making mention of some favorite calls and replaying fun flashbacks from 2010. It will be great fun and hope you can all spend New Year’s Eve day with us, before you go par-tay!!!

My Store:
Make sure to visit my store for the new personalized jewelry. I recently posed for candid pics wearing a couple of different necklaces. They aren’t my typical jizzed-up shots as I normally like to roll — they are just the every day Tiff, but with ginormous ninny goats while sporting a bra!!

sTrEsS:
Although there is so much to be thankful for, I think it is safe to say that this last year has been stressful for many of us. Times are tough all over. The world is just crazy right now. I know I have experienced more life challenges this year than usual … it’s sooo exhausting!!

The holiday season can add even more stress, if we’re not careful. As I have been watching my favorite holiday TV classics, it seems like the stresses of life can be like the Grinch trying to steal our enjoyment and meaning in life. We are like the Whos in Who-ville … having to figure out how to deal with unexpected events and demands in our lives.

Stress basically happens when our bodies get overwhelmed by life’s pressures. Some stress can affect our bodies in a good way, like my mom used to tell me before a dance competition. We can use it to get more energy and focus. And stress can even result from positive events like a new relationship or new child, etc.

Grinchly pressures can steal moments from us … from mild irritations to the demands of everyday life.  Then there are the even more serious grinchers that come our way. I know that many of us Whos in our radio family have experienced some life events this last year that cause “off-the-hook” stress, such as:

- Death of family or friends
- Divorce or marital struggles
- Financial problems
- Job changes or loss
- Sexual difficulties
- Health issues

How do we continue to breathe, believe and receive when it is difficult to simply breathe at times?? These grinchyfied events can come at us like waves … just when we get back on our feet, another breaker comes to knock us down again.

If stress can have such an effect on us as individuals, imagine what it does to relationships!!! How we respond to the grinch showing up is really different for everyone. So, the way one person responds can cause even more stress for the other person, and vice versa.  Communication becomes more of a challenge when both people are at their wit’s end.

In some ways, we have no other choice than to just keep on dealing, but I don’t want to just survive … I want to live life to the fullest and not let precious moments of my life be stolen by stress.

There are many ways they tell us to manage stress. Some of my favorites are to try to relax and breathe deeply, find the humor in life and do things we consider fun, like my mindless TV shows. There are also the tips to control only what we can and let go of the rest, and also to try to rid our life of unnecessary pressures, wherever possible.

I wanted to put out another suggestion that I have started learning from my latest favorite book, Awareness, by Anthony de Mello. He talks a lot about how we tend to sleepwalk through life, like robots. He suggests in order to wake up and mysteriously get a clearer perspective on what is real, we step back and observe ourselves as if we are objectively watching someone else, like a mouse in our own pocket. The tricky part is to watch without judging ourselves in any way or trying to change.

We just stay alert … pay attention to which grinchers cause us stress, how we feel and react, what happens within us and around us … always watching without an opinion or judgment about any of it. We constantly observe as we go on with our daily lives …

Ever wonder how the Whos in Who-ville managed to not let the Grinch get them down? This isn’t the same as being able to ‘wing-a-ding’ a little song for you over the radio (and drive Marie crazy), but I wanted to share some clues from the song they sang after the Grinch thought he had stolen their joy:

“Fah who dingwing! Dah who wingding!
Welcome, welcome!! Ding who wing!!
Welcome Christmas, while we stand,
Heart to heart and hand in hand!!!

Welcome, welcome!! Fah who dingding!!
Welcome, welcome!! Dah who wingwing!!
Christmas Day will always be!
Just as long AS WE HAVE WE!”

That’s how I feel about all of you!! We get each other through life as long as we have we!! It makes me so happy to know that we have each other to care, support and even call each other out … I know you all have my back and I am always there with and for you.

Final Thoughts:
When it comes right down to it, all we have is each other … we are what is really important. So, more than ever, be good to each other!!!!

Happy holidays and a fantabulous New Year!!!

My live chat room is up and running!

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Although the new website has not been officially announced and launched we have been adding new things to it over the last week. Please check out my new chat room and let me know what you think! I will pop in and out randomly… hope to see you in there soon! – Tiff

Click here to chat now

Welcome to TiffanyGranath.com

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

tiffany_headshotWelcome to TiffanyGranath.com, my new and improved site.  This site is made for you, my loyal peeps, and a big welcome to all you Tiffany Granath newbies!

We’ll have more new and exciting stuff coming for you on a regular basis but now you can get my advice and advice from others on all those questions and problems you just wouldn’t want to share with anybody else.  Interact with me on a daily basis, live, directly through my site!

Let’s get together and pow wow, then we can all help each other out.  Come on lovers…entertain my ass!  Be sure to check out my Podcasts and featured guests.  I’m always here for you so let’s breath, believe and receive…

Love ya lots, Tiff


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